Sex, Dating and Really Confusing Girls

Sue Ostler

Description

Sex, Dating and Really Confusing Girls! sets out to offer the soundest, sanest, wittiest information you'll ever get about life as a single guy whilst giving you the scoop on what the other sex is thinking. Author, expert and all round ass-kicker of those who need a boot in the romantic behind, Sue Ostler tells it like it is and comes out swinging. Using a step-by-step format, Sex, Dating and Really Confusing Girls! explains the frequently irrational response of women, explores common complaints, suggests endless remedies and looks at what will happen when you cross the threshold and make that cold approach on a hot, but haughty woman.

Sujets

• Dating

Informations

• Publié par: Andrews UK
• Date de parution: 19 décembre 2016
• Nombre de lectures: 1
• EAN13: 9781780920429
• Langue: English

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Title Page

SEX, DATING AND REALLY CONFUSING GIRLS!




By
Sue Ostler




Publisher Information

First edition published in 2011

Sue Ostler © Copyright 2011

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Lust In Translation

Feisty, flirty and effortlessly funny, Sue Ostler is the author of five books on the subject of all things mating, dating and matchmaking.
Known as the Flirt Diva, and hailed as the Queen of Love, Sue’s signature book Flirt Diva was aimed at single, sassy women who wanted to learn to flirt. Encouraged by those same women who said, ‘But what about the men?’ she sat down and compiled her knowledge into an instructional manual for men.
Sue has entertained the troops across London’s single’s scene with hundreds of events, from the West End’s infamous Flirt Schmooze & Shimmies to Hen’s Parties, Men-Only masterclasses, oh, and the occasional stand-up comedy gig, since she arrived from Sydney on the day of the London bombings in 2005 – talk about an explosive welcome!
Thanks to her books, columns, live events and appearances across the world’s leading media – Sue has helped clients worldwide and has the heart-warming testimonials to show for it.
Sue’s undying belief that there’s a Flirt Superstar in every man, woman and hormonally challenged teen, has developed into a unique career, and a nomination as Australian Woman of the Year in the UK 2010 and 2011.




Warning!

In order to attract a beyootiful woman you need to push yourself and take risks. You must have the enthusiasm and bravado of an SAS lieutenant, and be prepared to drop your stiff upper lip. You should be willing to face the good, the bad and the ugly, and take a deep breath and say, WTF! Above all you have to be resilient and persistent because, as my good friend’s Uncle Tony says, “It’s a numbers game.” And it can be tough. But don’t worry. It’s all part of the fun. So long as you’re aware that at some point, you will screw up.
That’s where I come into it. As a dating expert, it’s my job to take you out of your comfort zone and hassle you about hedonistic-supercharged-sexual-flexibility – oh, and dating related issues. Consequently this book will make you want to meet women and go on dates – and much more.
When involved in active dating, you will need to keep your intensity under control. Avoid gestures which involve quick, sudden moves in any direction. Make sure you’re not sweating as this is a sign that your body is overheating; keeping well hydrated helps to avoid this. I also advise wearing a heart-rate monitor and keeping an eye on it throughout. Don’t worry about being embarrassed though, since studies show that people are more trusting of people who are easily embarrassed, so you can go as red in the face as you like – especially in those situations where it can’t be avoided, like in the face of show-stopping, jaw-dropping beauty.
Dating and seduction can seriously affect your ability to concentrate as well. The inability to concentrate could reduce the success of the forthcoming challenges. Therefore you will need some tips on how to manage it, and what to expect. Rest assured there will be moments where you feel the pain, and moments when you cringe. I’ve anticipated those, so I’m going to nip them in the bud by saying – deal with it! Keep your eye on the ball and by the time you get to the end, you’ll be able to spot a babe with trouble on her mind at twenty paces.




Author’s Disclaimer

The following contains elements of humour and serious commentary. The reader is advised that no warnings are made as to the elements intended as humour, or those intended as serious commentary. Failure on the part of the reader to detect discernable differences between humorous and serious passages and/or elements shall not be deemed a defect in this book for legal purposes. Nor shall such failure be deemed to imply a defect in the reader.
Frequent references are made throughout to Englishmen and women – this refers not only to those who were born on this great island, but those who have lived here long enough to be an integral part of British society.
Lastly, the names and details of all people and places have been changed to protect the innocent.
To access more Secret Women’s Information, email: [e-mail]




Dedication



This book is dedicated to the best boyfriend in Britain.
I love you very much.




What Makes Me The Big Expert?

I wrote my first dating advice book in 1998. It helped me deal with the break-up from hell. I figured that turning to writing as heartbreak therapy was better than drowning in a life of vodka soaked misery. I’ve been studying this dating lark ever since. And I’ve had a hoot. What is it they say? Don’t get mad, get even. Needless to say I never looked back. And somehow I stumbled across the love of my life along the way. Jackpot!
I moved to London in 2005 to develop my studies. I’ve been at the frontline studying girls and boys at play ever since. As part of my worldwide Flirt Diva Discovery tour, I’ve spent the past few years trawling bars, clubs, pubs, cafes, singles halls, speed-dating events and meat markets up and down the land to see people in action and get them to sample my approach to flirting.
And I’m not just watching; I’m interacting. As a woman who’s travelled mainly solo around the UK, from naughty Newcastle – the pulling capital, to good-time Glasgow and everywhere in-between, I’ve been hit on enough times to know what works and what doesn’t. These days I’m offended if I don’t get hit on! So hey, I’ve got a lot to say on the subject.
My motivation is simple, there are close to twenty-million single adults in Britain, and I’ll be damned if I can’t get those numbers down. Or at the very worst, set you on the right path to get yourself a crafty smooch. We need more sex please, we’re British!
In October 2010 I hosted a singles event with Time Out magazine. Along with the general shenanigans, we created an award for the best flirt. A chap in his late twenties arrived midway through the party. He introduced himself, a stocky fellow, pleasant enough looking, but no George Clooney. I had my hands full with a particularly difficult blonde, a real drama queen. I nodded towards three attractive women huddled in the corner and said. “Go and talk to them!” I didn’t see him again until much later. There he was, chatting and laughing – thoroughly entertaining them. ‘Well done!’ I mouthed as I threw him a wink. An hour or so later he told me he’d secured two phone numbers. I was impressed and told him so. Who knew?
Next thing he’d dashed off to chat up another lady. Pretty soon they were bumping and grinding and minutes later, they were snogging their hearts out! My mouth just fell open. It was that time of night where everyone had their beer goggles on, but even so...! Shortly after, I presented him with the Best Flirt Award – of course I did! Cue cheering and whooping please!
Two weeks later he came to collect his prize, a face-to-face consultation with moi. We met at a Soho bar and settled in with beers and Bellinis. He filled me in on what had happened since we last met. He was actively dating one of the girls from the party. He’d also met a second girl he was rather smitten with, and to cap it off, he’d struck up a thing with a third young lady. His dilemma, and the advice he sought from me, was whether it was morally ethical to date the three women simultaneously.
I sat open mouthed. This was a guy who’d been through a two-year dating drought – he was top of the flops, no doubt about it. Yet from the moment he entered that party, it was all systems go. He’d gone from zero to hero in the space of a two short weeks.
Frank Spencer meets Errol Flynn!
The sole reason from his point of view, was the massive confidence boost he’d got from approaching the trio of hot babes at the party. He jumped in the deep end and swam for his life. Unless I’d specifically sent him on the ‘three woman mission’, he never would have found the courage to approach. Once he had a taste, he wanted more. My heart swelled with pride.
It’s precisely because of these experiences, along with the awe-inspiring feedback I’ve had from my weekly male master classes, that I’ve shifted my focus to men. It just made sense. Right from the beginning when I started coaching women, we typically ended up talking about the men’s role in all this. The woman would get all feisty and a