Flotsam or Jetsam

Jim Webster

Description

Benor arrives in Port Naain intent on the simple task of producing a handbook for merchants. Then there is a murder, and a vengeful family who will stop at nothing to silence those who found the body. Suddenly Benor's life is no longer simple.

Sujets

• Fantasy (canción de Mariah Carey)
• Fantasy

Informations

• Publié par: Andrews UK
• Date de parution: 14 juillet 2015
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781785382574
• Langue: English

Extrait

Contents

Pubîser ïnormaîon                  4

ïnroducîon                        5 Caper 1                         9 Caper 2                        20 Caper 3                        34 Caper 4                        45

Aso Avaîabe                      62

FLOTSAM OR JETSAM

he Port Naain Intelligencer

Jîm Webser

PublisHer Information

Fosam or Jesam Pubîsed în 2015 by Andrews UK îmîed wwwandrewsukcom

hîs book îs sod subjec o e condîîon a î sa no, by way o rade or oerwîse, be en, resod, îred ou or oerwîse cîrcuaed wîou e pubîser’s prîor wrîen consen în any orm o bîndîng or cover oer an a în wîc î îs pubîsed, and wîou a sîmîar condîîon beîng împosed on e subsequen purcaser

he caracers and sîuaîons în îs book are enîrey îmagînary and bear no reaîon o any rea person or acua appenîng

Copyrîg © Jîm Webser

he rîg o Jîm Webser o be îdenîIed as auor o îs book as been assered în accordance wî secîon 77 and 78 o e Copyrîgs Desîgns and Paens Ac 1988

Introduction

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Taken rom e anonymous ‘eers o my son’ Arîbued by some o Gardan Zarradîn, by oers o Uwîn Jonîm

*** Benor ooked a îs ankard în dîsbeîe To nobody în parîcuar e saîd, “hîs beer îs dîsgusîng” Varîous peope ganced în îs dîrecîon and saw a îe young man în îs mîd wenîes, cean saven and wî a peasan ace here was someîng abou î wîc ed women’s eyes o înger a îe ha was as î soud be: Benor was rom e cîy o Toear were romance îs aways în e aîr A cîy were adîes eave eîr bedroom wîndows ajar so a ove and more îbîdînous peasures may drît în geny on e evenîng aîr A man în îs ae îrîes ooked up rom îs pae “You’re în Por Naaîn” He urned îs aenîon back o e grey sew on îs pae Benor addressed e man dîrecy “ï’m sorry, ï’m new ere ïs î a îs bad?” he oer pu îs spoon down “he beer în îs esabîsmen îs beer an e average Beer în îs cîy îs a în pae beverage, ookîng remarkaby îke e urîne o a douby înconînen orrocks, and or a ï know, asîng îke î as we” Benor pondered îs înormaîon “So wa woud you recommend ï drank?” he sranger raîsed a and and îcked of on îs Ingers “No waer, under any cîrcumsances One reason e beer îs bad îs a î îs brewed usîng oca waer he wîne can be good, bu expensîve, ence my own coîce” Here e îcked of e second Inger and nodded owards îs own drînk, a a empy gass o e same beer a ad dîsgused Benor “he îrd opîon îs srong spîrîs heîr advanage îs a you can cu em wî waer makîng em amos sae o drînk; or a oca he our opîon,” ere e ed îs Inger poîsed, “îs someîng îke mîk or sîmîar, bu a’s în a probabîîy as dangerous as e waer so ï woudn’ recommend î” Benor draîned îs gass and pused îs empy pae away “hank-you or e advîce, coud ï repay î wî a gass o wîne?”