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Publié par | Everest Media LLC |
Date de parution | 14 mai 2022 |
Nombre de lectures | 0 |
EAN13 | 9798822509382 |
Langue | English |
Poids de l'ouvrage | 1 Mo |
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Insights on Bert Kreischer's Life of the Party
Contents Insights from Chapter 1 Insights from Chapter 2 Insights from Chapter 3 Insights from Chapter 4 Insights from Chapter 5 Insights from Chapter 6 Insights from Chapter 7 Insights from Chapter 8 Insights from Chapter 9 Insights from Chapter 10 Insights from Chapter 11 Insights from Chapter 12
Insights from Chapter 1
#1
I suffer from stage fright. I’m not sure what drives it, but I know that I will give a three-count response before I risk making a fool of myself. There have been some beauties and some beasts, but the ugly ones are remembered the longest.
#2
I had a very hard time with separation anxiety my first week in first grade. I had gone to a school where my mom taught and my sister attended, so I didn’t have a firm grasp on what entering first grade entailed. I was alone with my dad, and I felt odd.
#3
I was excited to learn that I had been chosen to perform in my class’s talent show. I was nervous, but excited. I was going to murder. Then, suddenly, it was time for the talent show. I saw a fourth grader with a violin, dressed as KISS lead guitarist Ace Frehley. I felt my heart sink.
#4
I had no act, my costume was ridiculous, and my makeup was suspect, but I was still excited to perform. I air-guitared my way through the song, and the students sang along with me.
#5
I had begun to make a name for myself as a comedian. I would write comic songs on my guitar about our friends, and was quick with a joke or a comeback. People would introduce me as one of the funniest guys they knew.
#6
I revealed myself to the crowd, wearing only a tie. Like last year, they went nuts. The council confirmed that everyone had voted for me except for Josh’s own vote, for himself.
Insights from Chapter 2
#1
Fraternities take a lot of flack, and for good reason. They are a breeding ground for racism, sexism, alcoholism, vandalism, homophobia, and drug use. I was a part of one that used the N-word unapologetically.
#2
The house was a place of hazing. The only two acceptable brands were Skoal mint and Copenhagen. Copenhagen was for the softer boys who usually came from country clubs, private schools, and avoided racial slurs.
#3